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Relax I Hate Everybody Shirt

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Relax I Hate Everybody ShirtRelax. I hate everybody. Settle the presumptuous, self involved snowflakes in your life with a rather stylish reassurance that your disdain isn't couched in weird, ridiculous stereotypes and crude, bigotted, collectivist drivel. Quite the contrary. It's egalitarian contempt for all assholes, with very laser specific hatred for stupid assholes. These shirts are printed on our premium lightweight 100% combed ringspun cotton tees. A few are on heather,

Relax. I hate everybody. Settle the presumptuous, self-involved snowflakes in your life with a rather stylish reassurance that your disdain isn't couched in weird, ridiculous stereotypes and crude, bigotted, collectivist drivel. Quite the contrary. It's egalitarian contempt for all assholes, with very laser-specific hatred for stupid assholes. 

These shirts are printed on our premium lightweight 100% combed ringspun cotton tees. A few are on heather, which includes 10% polyester for extra stretch and comfort. They're a modern contoured, contemporary shirt with side seaming that will fit both ladies and men, though women may notice that the shirt has a unisex fit, so will be slightly looser than some modern silhouettes.  Men, these fit how a t-shirt should. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

 

Size guide

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Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
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Draper, US
★★★★★ 5
Most comfortable shoes, right out of the box!
Size: 8.5, Color: Cognac Napa Leather
Oh my! So, my ordering of shoes online has been hit or miss - 1/2 size too big or too small; too wide or not wide enough. Enter these Marc Joseph shoes… such a game changer. They fit like a glove, exceptionally comfortable, and easy to slip in and out of. I like them so much that I am shopping for another pair. So far, the size, quality, fit, feel, look, and comfort make this pair my dedicated first pick. Btw, I have been wearing them for six hours and they are still very comfortable! I highly recommend these shoes.
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Heydi Ortega
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
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Size: 9.5 Wide, Color: Black
Llego exactamente la talla que pedí, son como se ven en la foto!
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Michael
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Comfortable dress shoe.
Size: 7, Color: Brown Napa Leather
Finally a comfortable dress shoe. It's both comfortable to walk in and looks and wears like a more traditional dress shoes for the office.
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Christopher
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 5
Slip-on ready and great quality
Size: 9, Color: Black
These shoes were stuff for the first half hour but then feel great. Well worth the chance and money. Great quality and slip-on easy
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Derek Preston
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 5
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Size: 11, Color: Tan
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