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*A Grade* Orc Borg

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*A Grade* Orc BorgThe DERELICT is a great big beautiful trash rocket smashing through space and it is jam packed with ORCS, generations upon generations of them, sporing and scrapping, building murderous idols to their mad gods, and praying for DOOM when the Derelict will crash into heaven and disgorge every dead hard big toothed bastard in a glorious tide of violence. YOU are an ORC, and you fight and kill and pray and scheme and tinker and howl for a place in heaven.

The DERELICT is a great big beautiful trash rocket smashing through space and it is jam-packed with ORCS, generations upon generations of them, sporing and scrapping, building murderous idols to their mad gods, and praying for DOOM when the Derelict will crash into heaven and disgorge every dead-hard big-toothed bastard in a glorious tide of violence.

YOU are an ORC, and you fight and kill and pray and scheme and tinker and howl for a place in heaven.

ORC BORG is a zine-length standalone RPG with beautiful, brutal art on every page. ORC BORG is a collaboration between Grant Howitt (Spire, Heart, Honey Heist, Goblin Quest) and ROLLINKUNZ (Fragnarok, The Dungenerator, Goblinfinite). It's powered by the MÖRK BORG engine - so it's fast, cruel, and obsessed with the apocalypse.

In it you'll find, amongst other things:

- Everything you need to make an obsessive weirdo desperately trying to accelerate the apocalypse

- New guns, powered and unpowered melee weapons, and lots of miscellaneous bits and pieces to steal from anyone foolish enough to leave them unguarded on account of being dead

- Rules for piloting, fighting and stealing legendary Big Robots such as BANG TEN THOUSAND, MASSIVE PROBLEM, and RUST BITCH

- Cybernetic limb replacement rules and a unique orc cyborg class called, ingeniously, the ORCBORG

- Guidance for jamming existing dungeon maps into the Derelict to avoid doing any actual prep work

- Two new kinds of Power: distilled Technowizardry (Summon a monorail car! 3D-print your dinner!) and yell-powered Orc Prayers (Make guns much louder, and therefore much deadlier! Get twice as big!)

*Please note that all items within our outlet section contain a level of damage to the packaging, which in no way effects game play. A Grade products will arrive in their cellophane and have superficial damage to the box. Full descriptions of our grades can be found on our Outlet page, for more information please check our terms and conditions.

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Kindle Customer
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
Takes a little time to put together but the end result is beautiful
Color: Black, Number of Items: 2
Beautiful look table
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Reviewed in the United States on March 24, 2026
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Danny
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 3
Alot of work to assemble
Color: Black, Number of Items: 2
I love the table but it is a nightmare to put together. Just beware
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Reviewed in the United States on February 22, 2026
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ariel Jackson
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
Wonderful
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I.love them
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Reviewed in the United States on March 16, 2026
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Ronda hinton
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 1
Dont like them
Color: Black, Number of Items: 2
Too small
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Reviewed in the United States on March 24, 2026
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Taylor - The Review Guy
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Very Nice!
Color: Black, Number of Items: 1
This end table is very well made and uses good quality hardware throughout. It is assembled using cam lock nuts, wooden dowels, and Allen head bolts, which I personally prefer over standard wood screws. Cam locks stay tight over time and do not slowly work themselves loose like screws can on furniture that gets regular use, so that was a big plus for me right away. The table arrives fully disassembled. For someone comfortable with furniture assembly, it took just over an hour to put together. The instructions are clear, well laid out, and easy to follow. I would rate the overall assembly difficulty around a 2 to 3 out of 5. Most of the process is straightforward and logical. There is only one frustrating step where you need to tighten eight bolts with an Allen wrench in a very tight space near the bottom tray. There is not enough clearance to fully rotate the wrench, so tightening those bolts takes a lot longer than it should. Other than that one section, the rest of the build went smoothly. Once assembled, the table feels very solid and sturdy with no wobble. The finish held up well during assembly and I did not experience any scratching or chipping, which tells me it is fairly durable. The design is sturdy enough that it works well as an everyday end table without feeling delicate. Functionally, the built in charging station works great. The power cord and outlets are convenient, and the charging base is very handy for phones and other devices. My only minor complaint is that I wish the power cord routed through the bottom of the stand instead of exiting straight out the back of the middle tray. It is not a deal breaker, but a bottom exit would make cable management a bit cleaner. Storage space on the shelves is somewhat limited due to the design, but there is still enough room to be functional. It works well for books, small baskets, remotes, or decorative items. Just do not expect oversized storage. Overall, this is a high quality, well designed piece with solid hardware and a clean look. If this style fits your space, I would absolutely recommend it. I am very happy with mine and would buy it again.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 28, 2026

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