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God Plutonium - Book Layout & Formatting

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God Plutonium - Book Layout & FormattingHave you ever bought a book that gives you a headache because the formatting and layout are complete shit? Are you constantly annoyed that files don't have covers embedded into the files? There's nothing worse than a big generic block in your library. We feel you. GOD PLUTONIUM IS THE SOLUTION! Every book that God Plutonium formats is done so using Adobe InDesign. In other words, we will NEVER create something in Microsoft Word and export the files

 

Have you ever bought a book that gives you a headache because the formatting and layout are complete shit?

Are you constantly annoyed that files don't have covers embedded into the files? There's nothing worse than a big generic block in your library.

We feel you.

GOD PLUTONIUM IS THE SOLUTION!

Every book that God Plutonium formats is done so using Adobe InDesign. In other words, we will NEVER create something in Microsoft Word and export the files using a shitty, free, web-based file converter.

EVER. That's a promise. We'll let the amateurs do that and continue to give you headaches.

Our books are built using the industry standard of quality. Not the DIY publishing standard.

ALWAYS CUSTOM! NEVER, EVER TEMPLATED.

Even better. Our prices are SIGNIFICANTLY cheaper than any other professional formatting service in the industry. Don't believe us? Ask around. 

We will give you files superior to everyone else's. All of our packages include the following:

  • Dual format ePubs (fixed and reflow - Kindle).
  • Print resolution pdfs.
  • Mobi and other formats are available FREE when requested.
  • Embedded covers in both pdfs and ePubs.
  • Designed title pages.
  • Custom chapter breaks.
  • Direct link advertising in back-matter with full-color book covers.

God Plutonium has built and formatted books for:

Authors
Simon McHardy
Sean Hawker
Mick Collins
The Professor
TLXU
Nikolas Robinson
Ezekiel Kincaid
Chris Miller
Patrick C. Harrison III
Mike Duke

Publishers
Blood Bound Books
Madness Heart Press
October Night's Press

Our book layout and formatting rate sheet are as follows.

Under 25K Words
Layout & Formatting - eBook $30 
Layout & Formatting - Print $50
Layout & Formatting - Print $65

25K-50K Words
Layout & Formatting - eBook $40
Layout & Formatting - Print $60
Layout & Formatting - Print $75

50K-100K Words
Layout & Formatting - eBook $60
Layout & Formatting - Print $70
Layout & Formatting - Print $80

OVER 100K Words
Layout & Formatting - eBook $75
Layout & Formatting - Print $85
Layout & Formatting - Print $90

Added Value
As if these prices weren't already outrageous. When you purchase ANY book formatting package from God Plutonium, you will also get the following:

  • A headline scheduled day for the release of your book.
  • Custom-built and high-resolution social assets and banners built from the cover source files.
  • A round of social to promote your book.
  • An app notification push to alert readers that your book has arrived.
  • An episode of Godless Raw Reads.

Do you want to rise above? Do you want to put your best foot forward with your new book? Are you looking to save money and use the book designer/formatter who designs using the same tools as the Big Four?

Commission God Plutonium's Book Layout & Formatting services today. They know what sells and what doesn't. 

Feel free to pop the services you require into your cart now or reach out to Drew directly to talk about your dream book project!

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