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I Kept My Daughter Off The Pole And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

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I Kept My Daughter Off The Pole And All I Got Was This Lousy T-ShirtFather of the Century? Maybe not. But when it comes down to some crucial fatherly duties there's one thing you can hang your hat on. I kept my daughter off the poll and all I got was this lousy t shirt. 100% combed and ring spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester) Fabric weight: 4. 2 oz (142 g m2) Shoulder to shoulder taping Side seamed Size guide XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 Width (inches) 16 18 20 22 24 26 28

Father of the Century? Maybe not. But when it comes down to some crucial fatherly duties there's one thing you can hang your hat on. 

I kept my daughter off the poll and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.   

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
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Jonathan Burkeen
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Love it. So smooth and lasts for a while. Great for lips that chap all of the time.
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wo5m
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 3
Great product, poor shipping
This product is great EXCEPT it arrived having melted into the cap and has a grainy texture (photo). I opted to send it back and received my replacement today. Unfortunately, it arrived in the exact same condition. The product has melted into the cap and texture is grainy. I will keep both as the product is great but I won't be reordering until they can figure out how to ship their lip balms without it melting. I've ordered other tallow lip balms and they didn't melt during shipping.
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★★★★★ 5
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Living in New England means dealing with really dry winters. Consequently, good hand lotion and lip balm makes a tremendous difference. Whereas Chapstick and many other common brands contain alcohols which can perpetuate problems, this Beef Tallow lip balm is the best I’ve found at preventing split lips.
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I had low expectations about this lip balm but after using it, my expectations are higher. I like how my lips are not only moisted but softer as well. Trust and believe, a little goes a long way.
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