Ten greeting cards that say what Hallmark won't, wouldn't, and probably shouldn't. From "Happy non-milestone birthday" to "At your age, Zuckerberg was a billionaire," this collection covers every occasion where conventional sentiment falls short. Each card comes with an envelope, because we're not complete savages, and the satisfaction of giving someone a card that actually makes them laugh instead of immediately recycling it. Perfect for the friend whose humor tends toward the inappropriate, who appreciates honesty over sentiment, and who probably shouldn't be trusted to pick out their own cards. These are the cards you give when "Thinking of You" really means "I thought of you and laughed." They'll keep these, frame their favorites, and use them as conversation starters at parties where they'll claim they "found them at this quirky little shop."
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For the Friend Who Says What Everyone's ThinkingTen greeting cards that say what Hallmark won't, wouldn't, and probably shouldn't. From "Happy non milestone birthday" to "At your age, Zuckerberg was a billionaire," this collection covers every occasion where conventional sentiment falls short. Each card comes with an envelope, because we're not complete savages, and the satisfaction of giving someone a card that actually makes them laugh instead of immediately recycling it. Perfect for the friend
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★★★★★ 4
Cute but not durable
Color: Blue Octopus, Color: Blue Octopus
My dog LOVES the toy and was so excited to get it. It is so cute…but not durable like advertised. My chewer was able to rip a hole by the evening we received it.
We like it…just not excited for the clean up
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Reviewed in the United States on March 16, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Cost effective option to find what kind of toys you new small pup will enjoy.
Color: 12 PACK PUPPY TOYS
This was a great puppy toy assortment. It is great because it has different types so you can figure out what types of toys your new pup will enjoy. This package is only suitable for small dogs. Also, I do t think they would be good for aggressive cheers. But if you are looking for a cost effective bunch of small new puppy toys this is perfect.
There was no smell, the sound of squeaker were average high pitch, soft and moderately durable, design and appearance were generic. Not high quality but a good assortment. Not suitable for long term use IMO.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 8, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Love this and very durable!!
Color: Blue Spider
This spider is HUGE! It's sooooooooo nice! My 3 boys love it! They love chewing on all the legs and it's so big that they can all lay around it and each chew on a leg at the same time! They also play tug of war with it at times! It's stuffed with a cushiony material. It does not bounce. It's lightweight. Has no smell. It's so much fun for my boys! Love it! It has great durability as my one boy who literally destroys all his toys has not broken it and they've had it for 3 months so far! This alone speaks volumes! Highly recommend!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 26, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Dog toy
Color: Blue Octopus
Great dog toy very durable great 2 dogs to play tug of war
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Reviewed in the United States on June 9, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Aggressive chewer (terrier) approved!
Color: Blue Octopus
I would give five stars except for one small area. The back seam was too easy to access to get the squeaker out (literally under half an hour of him playing). ***BUT*** the legs are SO strong and can be used for tug of war and they are crinkly and he loves it.
Highly recommend!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 13, 2026